the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot
and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like
This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.
(Source: twoukofukawa)
Seriously. I just need to go on a mini-rant about how freaking amazing Hilary Duff is. She just, everything that could possibly be right about her, is, I swear. She had one of THE best original Disney shows ever. I’m pretty sure Lizzie McGuire was my childhood. She put out CDs, the whole shebang. (You know you know every word to Why Not, and that you at one point owned the Metamorphosis CD, so don’t even lie.) And when she was a teenager, what was the worst thing she did? What, that little tiff with Lindsay Lohan? About Aaron Carter or whatever? You didn’t see her in sex scandals, and out partying and going out of control. Then she went on and did a bunch of movies that were freaking amazing, like A Cinderella Story and Cheaper by the Dozen. She had a few weight issues along the way for like, half a day (or am I thinking of Lohan?), but freaking look at her now. She’s been married for freaking two years, and just had her first kid, not at 16, but at freaking 24. Now she’s into freakin’ animal rights, and protects the right of children and is all philanthropic and crap. This chick is such a bamf, is the one that teenage girls should look up to now, not some Snooki or whoever the crap else people are idolizing. Show some respect, bro. Show some respect. She’s not just a fitspiration, or a thinspiration, she is one of the biggest freaking inspirations of my generation.
I LOVE HERRRRRRRRRR
This is the new me. You will not walk all over me, you will not bully me. You will not make me feel like I’m nothing. I’m me. I’m strong. I’m amazing and you are simply immature and jealous. Have fun with your life, clearly I do not need you nor want you in my life anymore. I’m only nice to you now because I have to be.
When you’re new life comes falling down on you, don’t look for support from me since you can’t do the same.
timetravelandrocketpoweredapes:
Arkham Daycare For The Criminally Insane by Paul Hostetler
Artist blog
BAwwwwwwwwww
“Got Laid Parade”
“Stride of Pride”
“Post-Cock Walk”
“Just-Touched-A-Butt Strut”
“Took Off My Pants Dance”
“G-Spot Trot”
“Had Fun With the Clit, Time to Split”
(Source: unironic-enthusiast)